Series: Kill of the Week! #7 — Bloody Old Faithful


When Johnny Depp was first starting out — before he became the ridiculous movie star that he is today – Wes Craven gave him a job. We all know what happens when Wes Craven gives you a job.

So, suspension of disbelief is pretty much key when it comes to making a horror film work. Never mind that the blood of 75 humans just shot up out of that Johnny-Depp-shaped bed-hole in what can only be described as a motherfucking geyser. Does it really matter that it’s scientifically impossible for the human body to spew out that much blood?  This is why we love Wes Craven. The sick bastard.


About Kara_E

Kara is a Senior Office Assistant for the Center for Genomics and Bioinformatics at Indiana University. A past English major and lifetime writer, she has also served both as an actress and behind-the-scenes assistant for several projects with our friends at Clockwerk Pictures. Kara lives with her husband in Bloomington, Indiana. In her spare time, she is a freelance editor/proofreader for international students at Indiana University, and serves as an organizer of the Dark Carnival Film Festival (

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